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Laughing All The Way Back To School: Funny Jokes To Start The School Year Off Right!

It's that time of year again- the time where we all have to start thinking about packing our kids' lunches and getting them ready for another school year. Back-to-school time can be exciting and stressful for both parents and children, but it's also a lot of fun! One way to make the transition back to school a little bit easier is by having some laughs along the way. In this blog post, we've collected some of the funniest jokes about going back to school. We hope you enjoy them!

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Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars? 

A: Because they're easy to see through!


Q: Why did the teacher cross the road?

A: To get to the other side of the school zone!


Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?

A: Because her students were so bright!


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Q: How do you catch a cheetah?

A: You tie him to a post and wait for someone faster!

Q: What did the mom say to her son when he complained about homework being hard?

A: Welcome to life

Laughter has been said to be the best medicine and it is true laughing can definitely shift your mood and give you a more positive outlook on things. When you have a positive mindset, you are able to see the lighter side of things and also not take things so seriously. Things that might have seemed like a big deal before, suddenly become much smaller in the grand scheme of things. Laughter is proven to help relieve stress, tension headaches, and even help you sleep better at night. It's no wonder why laughter is such a good thing for the mind and body! Kids especially should find joy in laughter because it helps them stay positive throughout their day and also helps them burn off some extra energy. It is truly the best medicine for everyone of all ages.


Q: What's the best way to learn about tornadoes?

A: By taking a trip to Tornado Alley!



Q: How does a rabbi make coffee?

A: Hebrews it!


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Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars? 

A: Because they are easy to see through.


Q: Why don't scientists trust atoms?  

A: Because they make up everything!


Q: Why did the gym close down? 

A: It just didn't work out!


Q: Why was the math book sad? 

A: Because it had so many problems! 


Q: What's the best way to study for a test? 

A: Get a good night's sleep before the exam! 



Q: Want to hear a construction joke? 

A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one. 



Q: How do you throw a space party? 

A: You planet!

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Q: What's a parent's favorite part of back-to-school season? 

A: The sound of silence in the house!



Q: How do you make a witch itch? 

A: You put a spell on her!


Q: What did the kids say about reading an anti-gravity book? 

A: It's impossible to put down!


Q: Why did the student eat his homework? 

A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

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Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo? 

A: A pouch potato!



Q: Why did the teacher get on the wrong bus? 

A: Because she missed her stop!


Q: Why did the science teacher break up with the biology teacher?

A: Because there was no chemistry!


Created by Sophisticated Standards, our Lunchbox Lovables book of 180 uniquely themed cards is designed to pack a little extra encouragement, love and laughter into your child's lunchbox or backpack. Whether you're looking for entertainment, inspiration, conversation starters, challenges or simple scratch-off fun, our perforated edge cards have it all. And because they're easy to tear off, they're perfect for any parent on-the-go. So make the most out of your child's school experience this year and let Lunchbox Lovables create a lasting impression on your child's life - for the whole school year!

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